GET IT


THESE HANDS HAVE KILLED MEN

2011-02-22 17:57:29 by Hierophant

BUT LIKE IN THE WAY COMEDIANS USE IT

LIKE REALLY ENTERTAINED

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS THAT I FINGERBANG MEN'S ASSES UNTIL THEY LET LOOSE A TORRENT OF SHITCUM

FUCK YOU WADE FULP

YOU CAN EAT MY SHITCUM CASSEROLE


Bad Motherfuck, by Team Spam

2007-07-18 23:12:22 by Hierophant

A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER NEVER NEEDED NO OTHER N****R BUT HIMSELF
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER NEVER NEEDS NOBODY
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER NEVER NEEDED NO OTHER N****R BUT HIMSELF
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER - YEAH

A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A ZOMBIE EXCECUTIONER
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A FUCKING DUMPTRUCK
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOBODY
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER EATS GUITARS

ARCHIMEDES WAS A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
AND SO WAS NORTON THE FIRST, UH YEAH
AND BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS, AH, FUCK YEAH
AND LINCOLN WAS ALRIGHT I GUESS

A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A ZOMBIE EXCECUTIONER
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A FUCKING DUMPTRUCK
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM WADE, WHAT, FULP
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER EATS CARROTS

[Spoken:]

Ayoo, Bennice. Can I get an amen? Can I get a fucking HYMEN?
Shit. You a badass motherfucker. Playin' some keytar and shit.
Man, I'd suck some rhino cock. Aww yeah.
Now, if you'd please, let's wrap this shit up.

A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A ZOMBIE EXCECUTIONER
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS A FUCKING DUMPTRUCK
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER DOESN'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOBODY
A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER EATS TEAM SPAM

Album in stores no time soon.


Newgrounds Still Fucking Sucks

2007-07-18 12:35:29 by Hierophant
Updated

I'm sorry, that last post was misleading. I didn't mean to imply that right now, Newgrounds sucks much more than it did before. No, Newgrounds still sucks. But now, you've made it look like we're fucking Gaia.

What with the forums looking like shit, and yes, they do look like shit. The front page of the forums is unwieldy, the topics themselves take away emphasis of the actual post, and it just generally is a hassle to read.

See, that's one of the things I liked about the NG BBS. The emphasis was on the content of the posts. The signatures were kept to a minimum, as were the avatars. Now, what the fuck is this?

Just, what the fuck.

Oh, and you're all gaiafags now, as well. Here's a picture of a light socket. I hope you stick shit in it.

Newgrounds Still Fucking Sucks


THIS JUST IN

2007-07-18 12:21:38 by Hierophant

NEWGROUNDS NOW SUCKS HUGE COCK.