Newgrounds Still Fucking Sucks

2007-07-18 12:35:29 by Hierophant
Updated

I'm sorry, that last post was misleading. I didn't mean to imply that right now, Newgrounds sucks much more than it did before. No, Newgrounds still sucks. But now, you've made it look like we're fucking Gaia.

What with the forums looking like shit, and yes, they do look like shit. The front page of the forums is unwieldy, the topics themselves take away emphasis of the actual post, and it just generally is a hassle to read.

See, that's one of the things I liked about the NG BBS. The emphasis was on the content of the posts. The signatures were kept to a minimum, as were the avatars. Now, what the fuck is this?

Just, what the fuck.

Oh, and you're all gaiafags now, as well. Here's a picture of a light socket. I hope you stick shit in it.

Newgrounds Still Fucking Sucks


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SlipperyMooseCakesSlipperyMooseCakes

2007-07-18 12:37:11

Actually, I kind of agree with you. I know they spent a lot of time on the site and it is amazing. But I really can't posts in the forums. It just looks and feels so bad. And I was pretty active in it before.


gogobeochgogobeoch

2007-07-18 12:42:40

What's with the hate? The redesign actually makes it look a lot like the NG I remember from when I signed up (updated of course, but the theme is the back to the same).

Hierophant responds:

I know how the site looked back in '01, but really, I have to say changing from that was certainly a plus.

I think of this as backsliding.


f0df0d

2007-07-18 12:45:11

lmfao you mean you actually used to like something about the BBS? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA


thecainethecaine

2007-07-18 12:59:00

for someone who hates newgrounds so much you sure do spend a whole lotta time on it by the looks of it at least level 15 308 blams and 256 saves that shit doesn't happen over night


GenocideGenocide

2007-07-18 13:03:13

If newgrounds sucks, GTFO, nobody will miss you.

Hierophant responds:

Moose knuckles.


NyloNylo

2007-07-18 13:25:02

The layout looks like a crisped up version of the way Newgrounds used to be, and the NG BBS never emphasised on content of posts; it's really always been that way.

The site will still run the same way, and the BBS always goes through quality-recession. You'll get over it.


b3nnic3b3nnic3

2007-07-18 22:09:23

Nylo, you are a retard. I haven't gotten over it in a year. NG isn't even a shell of what is used to be.


BlackkaBlackka

2007-07-18 22:33:53

I have to agree.. gaia is all over the place..
looks like fkkn nowadays random ebaumsworld.com


BoythegeekBoythegeek

2008-01-06 02:15:32

WHAT HOO A FELLOW BELIEVER. THE IM HERE BECAUSE I LOOKED UP NEWGROUNDS SUCKS AND I AGREE IN ALL CAPS
P.S FUCK TOM


sexytechmagesexytechmage

2008-03-18 15:32:26

You are right, newgrounds sucks! It's a piece of crap.

Don't expect a fair treatment from those stupid ugly wankers.

OK.... this is totally aside from the quality of their flashes... which, to be honest, are generally pretty crap. Mostly featuring sick disgusting disturbed flashes... and... boring ones.

Anyhow.... those assholes at Newgrounds.com wouldn't even let me speak the truth.

Here is what I said.

"I don't like your choice in music. The song 'creep' by Radiohead has illogical and depressing lyrics. For example, 'I'm just a creep, I wish i was special'... that is illogical. You can be everything in life you want to be. If you want to be special, then be special. It's like a fat person complaining he wishes he was athletic. It just takes hard work! Not whining."

Oh... and for that, they deleted my review, and banned me from making reviews

Typical wankers. They simply cannot handle the truth.


PlayTheGamePlayTheGame

2008-09-26 19:51:04

i totally agree with this blog


PlayTheGamePlayTheGame

2008-09-26 19:51:25

also the mods fucken suck donkey balls


gdfsgdfggdfsgdfg

2009-07-08 15:42:56

art portal sucks now i just put some arts of my sisters but no they didn't puted them WTF MAN


6Shooter286Shooter28

2009-09-06 20:12:06

Dude, Newgrounds sucks. Someone should totally kill those douches.


BazookaJackBazookaJack

2009-09-12 04:33:30

gtfo


95688kage95688kage

2009-11-14 16:28:09

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW


BazookaJackBazookaJack

2010-03-26 15:56:22

haha fuck you my lvl is higher den urs


crossbone9the9heghogcrossbone9the9heghog

2010-04-17 13:09:09

ok here are 3 things suck on NG
1: stupid people around there dosnt no how to be kind and nice
2: dosnt warn me what the flash movie contains


95688kage95688kage

2010-05-22 20:45:42

Not to mention the shit mods. Just posted a general discussion thread telling people to say what they want to discuss. Result: NO TOPIC SPAM THREAD LO B@N


baa10baa10

2010-09-09 16:28:12

Newgrounds is it'nt all that bad! But uhh...


usuckyajackassusuckyajackass

2012-02-28 02:04:45

i also hate newgrounds because people post hentais and comment that they masterbated against it. the quotes on newgrounds look childish and stupid. also the game 'newgrounds brawl' is a inhumane pile of shit; nene and pico walk like faggots and nene suicides, s'asshole is just a stupid name, the soldier guy is a dick them tankmen posts. this account is fake soi can comment. write a comment, it says 'spill ur thoughts', how gay.


usuckyajackassusuckyajackass

2012-02-28 02:14:17

also i hate 'trolololol' which looks like a fuck and that asdf movie, what kind of name is that. on facebook some people put ROFLcopter at the end of their names. im just letting it all out that NG is shit. who would want to buy their merchandise. i hate people who say 'u mad bro' its getting on my nerves.


goremaster300goremaster300

2012-03-05 16:37:55

i hate newgrounds as well but not just because of the rating system and animais but also because of ranks and voting power making newgrounds look like a damn rpg and i hate it's new look even more than the other one. fuck you tom fulp